With so much in the world being distressing, let me show you an article from The Onion from 1999 which is just simple and funny and kinda wholesome
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/
Since I am approximately halfway to becoming a skeleton myself, I had the fortune of reading this fine article by picking it up from a record store at the local mall in 1999 when I was but a young tweenager
@cwebber wait... the onion is older than wikipedia (2001) ?? Wow..
@demofox The Onion started in 1988
@cwebber crazy. I was 7, probably still obsessing over zelda 1.