(Inspired by a toot: “dad jokes are powerful spells”)
Mordrius grinned as the Dad Joke Wizard struggled to free himself from the vine cage. “You are beaten, Dad Joke Wizard! You will never cast your most powerful spell on me!”
“Why is that?” Dad Joke Wizard feebly murmured, his power depleted.
“Because,” chortled Mordrius, “I am always one step ahead!
Dad Joke Wizard grinned as Mordrius realized his fatal mistake.
“Hello, Always One Step Ahead.”
Youtube is the world's most horrifyingly effective engine for luring naive men into reactionary politics but it can't tell after years of me telling it otherwise that I want to watch cute animal videos but never ever ever want to see a video of an animal being hurt or hurting someone.
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Our state is burning, and Verizon throttled communications for firefighters in the field: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/08/verizon-throttled-fire-departments-unlimited-data-during-calif-wildfire/
Verizon CEO's yearly salary is $1.5 million. Internet access is way too important to entrust to these rent-seeking parasites. Tear these companies the fuck down and nationalize this shit.
We took the kids to the King Tut exhibit at the LA Science Center the other day; it felt like walking through the design doc for a bestselling roguelike based on the Ancient Egyptian afterlife.
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Kanova, the 3D sculpting program for desktop and VR from The Foundry is out on Steam and you can download it for free:
This is what I’ve been working on for over a year now and I’m very excited (and a bit scared) to see it out in the wild!
Been busy since my last visit!
We have SDL2 and PhysicsFS ported to the Nintendo Switch! If you have Switch access at developer.nintendo.com, hit me up for source code!
Also, I wrote a single-C-file, zlib-licensed OpenAL 1.1 implementation:
I build these things with support from my patrons, so if you like these things, throw in a few dollars!
Dear Unity users, is anyone aware of a msgpack-rpc implementation that is generally stable or at least usable? :D
These have been some programming thoughts. I really enjoy computer programming, it's a delight!!!
if any of you are going to GDC please come to my talks, they're gonna be good
Alternative Paths in Indie Dev, in which i will explain how i made thirty games last year while remaining healthy and making work i was legitimately proud of (and also talk a little about meatpunks) (http://schedule.gdconf.com/session/alternative-paths-in-indie-dev/856784)
Procedural Regeneration: Matching the World to the Player, in which about four minutes in I say "this is where the talk takes a hard left into mad science" and then follow through (http://schedule.gdconf.com/session/level-design-workshop-procedural-regeneration-matching-the-world-to-the-player/855727)
An example of how Godot can do tidy organization of a large & complex project in multiple scene files, with different persons being responsible for each.
Unlike other engines, everyone can work on their own files (using version control) without stepping on each other's toes. https://twitter.com/reduzio/status/974424855478132741
Golang is unusual because in most languages the type system tells you when you made a mistake, but in Golang the type system tells you when Rob Pike made a mistake.
Celeste (pico8 version) ported to Rust /Wasm32 : http://roguecentral.org/~jice/viper2/?cart=celeste (no sound yet)
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