Philosophocles (portmanteau of Philosophy and Sophocles)
A. Quadrilateral or A. "Fourth-rate" Quadrate (reference to A. Square from Flatland)
Willow (never moves or turns to talk to you, ambiguous if they're a tree or a person)
Young Major (reference to Old Major from Animal Farm)
Beauvoir (after the philosopher)
Just ideas (no need to take any of them)
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