Oliver Schafeld<p>Imagine Iranian <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/football" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>football</span></a> supporters trying to travel with their team from Mexico, to the US, to Canada… 🫣</p><p><a href="https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/worldcup/canadamexicousa2026/articles/world-cup-2026-who-has-qualified" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/w</span><span class="invisible">orldcup/canadamexicousa2026/articles/world-cup-2026-who-has-qualified</span></a></p><p>Slogan pitch: »Come to US (no really, try)«.</p><p>Soundtrack choices "Guantanamera" or "ice, ice, baby".</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEJtFGdKc5M" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">youtube.com/watch?v=oEJtFGdKc5M</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/mockery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mockery</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/WorldCup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WorldCup</span></a></p>