#lifeprotip: If you accidentally break something glass, try shining a torch horizontally across the floor to help find little shards.

Mon nouveau hobby :

Aller dans une foire à tout, non pas pour acheter des trucs, mais pour refourguer en douce des trucs à moi dans les stands présents sur place.

#unethical
#lifeprotip
#lifehack

#LifeProTip When adding a shelf above/at/to the head-board of a bed, do *not* use "French cleats", instead of proper screws and screw-holes, as they offer zero resistance against forces from below, like your head bumping against the shelf when having a rough awakening. Do *not* ask how I know, but rest assured that *I* would never add a shelf *there* in the first place.

Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #269: A Blow to the Head.
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#concussion #medical #health #lifeprotip #justaprankbro #bonk #webcomic #comics #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn

LPT: stash your drugs in multiple places. That way, when you're unexpectedly out of purse drugs you can take desk drugs.

This message brought to you by me, thinking I'd have to go the day without my brain meds, only to find surprise brain meds in my work desk.

(Also, I need to replenish my purse drugs) #lpt #lifeprotip #takeyourmeds

#lifeprotip Install #linux on the machines of your loved-ones, so they have to relearn computing and call you more often

Discussions are almost never just "won" outright. Changing someone's mind takes time.

If you present your side thoughtfully, you may already have swayed someone's mind, even if they currently still disagree. People just need time to process their current values and beliefs, given new information and perspectives.

Resting the dough is as important as kneading.

Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #269: A Blow to the Head.
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#concussion #medical #health #lifeprotip #justaprankbro #bonk #webcomic #comics #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn

I can recommend the pages of "Picture of the Year" at Wikimedia Commons. To browse through the countless excellent submissions of each year, click on "Candidates" or "Categories", depending on layout of that year. Pictures include both contemporary photography and historical artworks. The amazing thing: every piece is available in super-high resolution, perfect for reproduction. Decorate your living space with something tasteful.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Picture_of_the_Year

#Lifeprotip: if your salad bowl is way too full, you can just use your hands to mix it!

Discovered this just now, coincidentally after making bread yesterday. I suppose I still had the muscle memory in my hands.

#LifeProTip Whenever I microwave anything except plain water, I nuke it at 50% power for twice as long. Food cooks more evenly, with fewer hot spots (and "pizza burns") using duty-cycle modulation this way.

This is also my approach to sex.

Wash your produce!
#ProTip #LifeProTip #Food
#Cooking

Life Pro Tip:

If the only furry in your circle of friends says "eww" … it's eww.

Don't explain. Don't reason. Don't elaborate. And perhaps most important of all: Don't try to bring it up to other friends, hoping for approval.

It's eww.
Take it as a fact of life,
and move on.

@ThePlant first time at their house. Also make sure to leave the door open to assert your dominance. #lifeprotip

Getting drunk on weekends is inefficient; you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. Do your drinking on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at #work.

#LifeProTip :
Quand tu te laves les mains dans un lavabo public, vérifie toujours que l'eau fonctionne avant de te mettre du savon sur les mains.

Turns out you can shrink your video files by quite a lot just by scaling them down to 30p and removing the audio.

#LifeProTip

#LifeProTip for all #VSCode users on #linux: If all of the menus at the top of the window look like they came from Google Chrome, you can fix it by going to File > Preferences > Settings > search for "appearance" > Windows: Title Bar Style and set it to "custom". Then restart VSCode. It will make your VSCode window look like a Windows 11 window, but at least it's better than the massive menu items, rounded corners, and other distinctive Chrome design elements that leak through otherwise.

#LifeProTip:

Never give a keynote address in an ill-fitting latex bodysuit unless you’re into that.