The spouse retired today! Now both spouses are retired and will get to enjoy life just a little bit better!
The spouse retired today! Now both spouses are retired and will get to enjoy life just a little bit better!
'The study, presented at this year’s European Congress on #Obesity in Málaga, Spain, found that #married men were 3.2 times more likely to be #obese than unmarried men, but there was no increase in obesity risk for married women.
#Marriage also increased the odds of being overweight by 62% in men and 39% in women.'
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/mar/12/marriage-triples-obesity-men-women-study
This may be a controversial opinion, but my #advice to women getting #married is this: don't change your last name.
Regardless of whether the #SAVEact gets passed, having a maiden name and two married names has become a nightmare for things more mundane than the ability to vote. Like 401(k) roll-overs and loan satisfaction documentation.
I highly, highly recommend keeping your maiden name.
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Time to for an #introduction from my new account. I'm a #gay #married guy with #XLH and living in #RochesterNY. We have three cats and I work as a #AcademicLibrarian at a local #SUNY. This is my personal account so most posts will be shared with followers only. My hobbies include #scuba #travel and hanging out with #friends.
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Being #married still cool AF
I parse this as a wife-spanking cartoon, but without a caption or an artist credit, it's hard to say for sure.
https://www.spankingblog.com/2015/02/02/spanked-over-his-knee/
Wild idea: if you have a problem with your partner, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend, take a moment to STOP; Get Some Help!
Get advice elsewhere.
Seek therapy, couples’ counselling, or both.
Hear them out, including a possible divorce, break up, trial separation, mediation, and/or arbitration.
Can this husband exploit his wife's bad memory in order to get lucky? Probably not, but for so many men, a happy marital sex life is built on thousands of these low-effort low-stakes optimistic overtures:
I also have $100 of action figures I bought hiding in my car because my wife will beat me if she found out
Gotta sneak them in and then act like they're old and were always there
Can someone explain to me how my wife can fall asleep as soon as her head hits the pillow but I’ve been up for an hour and now posting on social media?
What’s the secret? Watching Real Housewives before bed?
For the record, if we're tallying all the reasons i cherish and #married my wife please include that she's both curious and useful.
When we wanted to watch a stream simultaneously tonight while separated by a time zone, she stuck it out with me, suggesting ideas and trying to troubleshoot mine until we got it working. When the SteamDeck requires some esoteric Linux incantation to get Bluetooth working, she's already looking up possible solutions to suggest, and is more annoyed at Linux than i am.
She's got a knack for solutions. For narrowing problems down to their actionable elements. For (usually, mostly) keeping her composure so that when it's my turn to solve problems, she isn't making the situation more tense or dire.
I'm a grown ass man. I don't need a mother or a maid or a therapist. I need a partner. A peer. A coconspirator. And i found one and God, do i love that woman.
Also she cute as FUCK but that's a different post