You are given the Scepter of the Knights of Who Say "Ni!" to hold for one day.
It gives you the right to make a single decree that will be law on the entire Earth for one year.
What law will you decree?
SILLY ANSWERS, ONLY. This is to have fun, not bring up heavy and disheartening topics.
Here's mine:
"From henceforth and forevermore (or 365.25 days from the commencement of the decree, whichever is shorter), any persons caught speaking a sentence out loud containing the phrase "however comma" shall be held in stocks for 24 hours, lashed 39 times upon their left buttock with wet fettucine, and forced to speak in sentences comprised completely of 'Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!' for not less than one calendar month!"
…I have seen BlueSky critically for a long time (see above in the deprice). I am not the only person and why it has to be avoided to avoid 
![```fish
#!/usr/bin/env fish
argparse o/open -- $argv
or return
set dir ~/Downloads/fedi
function parse --argument-names uri
string match -rg -- 'https?://([^/]+)/@([^/@]+)@?([^/]*)/?([[:digit:]]*)' $uri
end
function convert --argument-names instance user user_instance toot
echo fedi:∫∫{$user}@(test $user_instance && echo $user_instance || echo $instance)∫$toot
end
function save --argument-names uri out
aria2c --dir $dir --out=$out --continue=true $uri
end
if set -q _flag_open
for path in $argv
string replace --all -- ∫ / (string match -rg -- '.*(fedi:∫∫[^∫]+∫[[:digit:]]+).*' $path)
end | fedi-hack --stdin
return
end
set parts (parse $argv[1])
or return
set status_id $parts[4]
set name (convert $parts)
set count 0
for attachment in (toot status --json $status_id | jq -r '.media_attachments[] | .url')
save $attachment $name(test $count -gt 0 && echo " $count" || echo)(path extension $attachment)
set count (math $count + 1)
end
```](https://mastodon.ml/system/media_attachments/files/114/111/150/682/295/646/original/0f2f04f4085de593.png "```fish
#!/usr/bin/env fish
argparse o/open -- $argv
or return
set dir ~/Downloads/fedi
function parse --argument-names uri
string match -rg -- 'https?://([^/]+)/@([^/@]+)@?([^/]*)/?([[:digit:]]*)' $uri
end
function convert --argument-names instance user user_instance toot
echo fedi:∫∫{$user}@(test $user_instance && echo $user_instance || echo $instance)∫$toot
end
function save --argument-names uri out
aria2c --dir $dir --out=$out --continue=true $uri
end
if set -q _flag_open
for path in $argv
string replace --all -- ∫ / (string match -rg -- '.*(fedi:∫∫[^∫]+∫[[:digit:]]+).*' $path)
end | fedi-hack --stdin
return
end
set parts (parse $argv[1])
or return
set status_id $parts[4]
set name (convert $parts)
set count 0
for attachment in (toot status --json $status_id | jq -r '.media_attachments[] | .url')
save $attachment $name(test $count -gt 0 && echo \" $count\" || echo)(path extension $attachment)
set count (math $count + 1)
end
```")
YUREii 
im at my lowest & internet and electricity was cut off 
so yea.
