Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES<p>PlutoTV offers Top Secret as an in memoriam for Val Kilmer. </p><p>This is how I imagine it went:</p><p>"Val Kilmer died."</p><p>"Oh, we should offer a movie in his memory."</p><p>"Way ahead of ya. We can get the rights to Top Secret."</p><p>"What? That terrible movie?"</p><p>"That's the only thing we can get the rights to with our budget."</p><p>"Good grief!"</p><p>"Oh, hang on... I see here that it would be possible to get the rights to an obscure movie he played in... Two Guys, One Girl."</p><p>"It's a porno, isn't it?"</p><p>"Er... let me check... yep."</p><p>"Top Secret it is then!"</p><p>"Alright..."</p><p>(Don't get me wrong. I liked Top Secret as a kid, but I suspect I'm in the minority.)</p><p><a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/PlutoTV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PlutoTV</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/ValKilmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ValKilmer</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/death" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>death</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/InMemoriam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InMemoriam</span></a> <a href="https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/tags/TopSecret" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TopSecret</span></a></p>