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Dave nλ=2dsinθ<p>"Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck."</p><p>Imagine this being the first thing that comes up when someone searches your name. <a href="https://xtaldave.net/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-owner-says-kids-his-sons-baseball-practice-laughed-his-cybertruck-after-it" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cyb</span><span class="invisible">ertruck-owner-says-kids-his-sons-baseball-practice-laughed-his-cybertruck-after-it</span></a></p>
Bruce Mirken<p>"Imagine buying a $100,000 electric pickup shaped like some sort of futuristic chrome cheese wedge. Imagine waiting nearly half a decade to get your hands on it. Imagine it losing a significant chunk of its value right after buying it...</p><p>"And now imagine, after all of that, your six-figure <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cybertruck</span></a> won't even have the most basic form of lane-keeping without paying for Tesla's $8,000 Full Self-Driving package."</p><p><a href="https://insideevs.com/news/758898/tesla-fsd-autopilot-autosteer-absent/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">insideevs.com/news/758898/tesl</span><span class="invisible">a-fsd-autopilot-autosteer-absent/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swasticar</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WankPanzer</span></a></p>
Dave Rahardja<p>I bet it was never real; it was just bullshit <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/vaporware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vaporware</span></a> that made buyers feel better (and loan Tesla $2000 at zero interest).</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/incelCamino" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>incelCamino</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cybertruck</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://electrek.co/2025/05/07/tesla-never-make-cybertruck-range-extender-achieve-promised-range/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">electrek.co/2025/05/07/tesla-n</span><span class="invisible">ever-make-cybertruck-range-extender-achieve-promised-range/</span></a></p>
Nate Cochrane<p>A direct line drawn between surging <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23Wankpanzer" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Wankpanzer</a> use &amp; effects of <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23ClimateChange" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ClimateChange</a> as coastal residents face catastrophic floods. “We’ve seen rapidly escalating volume of traffic on the ocean beach. The end result is erosion.” – Bribie resident <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23qldpol" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#qldpol</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23auspol" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#auspol</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/may/07/sunshine-coast-residents-fear-storm-surges-bribie-island-buffer" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...</a><br><br><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/may/07/sunshine-coast-residents-fear-storm-surges-bribie-island-buffer" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">‘It’s pretty scary’: Sunshine ...</a></p>
A. Rivera<p>(No further comment from me needed.)</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Douchemobile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Douchemobile</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/IncelCamino" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IncelCamino</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>swasticar</span></a></p>
Bruce Mirken<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> seems to have <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WankPanzer</span></a> -- uh, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cybertruck</span></a> -- inventory piling up. </p><p><a href="https://electrek.co/2025/05/05/tesla-cybertruck-inventory-skyrockets-to-record-high/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">electrek.co/2025/05/05/tesla-c</span><span class="invisible">ybertruck-inventory-skyrockets-to-record-high/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swasticar</span></a></p>
GentleMan Gef<p>I saw two Wankpanzers today </p><p>One was green and the other was aluminum pulling a 20+ foot Airstream </p><p>The idea of an aluminum car pulling an aluminum trailer is cool, if it weren’t for the Wank driving it</p><p>I wonder how far he’ll get with such a heavy load</p><p><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/weirdcarmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weirdcarmastodon</span></a> <br><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WankPanzer</span></a><br><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/CyberTruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CyberTruck</span></a><br><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/CampingWithJeff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CampingWithJeff</span></a></p>
Different Than<p>I hope I have coined something. Thanks to <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hellions.cloud/@dannotdaniel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>dannotdaniel</span></a></span> for the photo.</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cybertruck</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a></p>
AI6YR Ben<p>I have some bad news, I'm afraid<br>Driving a Wankpanzer won't get you laid<br>Unless you're a Nazi sympathizer<br>you'd best be driving something wiser<br>There's no sense cruising in cyber-trash<br>Skip the dumpster, save your cash<br>Who wants to die in a rusty BBQ<br>Definitely not me, and probably not you<br>Unless you're a tech bro loser<br>Or maybe a overdosing ketamine user<br>Driving one is just a bad look<br>Terrible mistake, in my book</p><p><a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> (human poem)</p>
Bob LeFridge :tinoflag:<p>And in case your poem<br>needs just one more stanza,<br>Let's add the line<br>"hashtag WankPanzer".</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ai6yr</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>swasticar</span></a></p>
Bruce Mirken<p>"New data from Cox estimates that <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tesla</span></a> sold just 6,406 <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Cybertrucks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cybertrucks</span></a> in Q1. Now, sure, that's up from Q1 2024, however, it's a straight-up decline from Q3 and Q4 where Tesla sold more than twice the number of units each quarter. Now, the automaker is doing just about everything it can to increase sales, but the trucks still aren't selling." <br><a href="https://insideevs.com/news/757755/tesla-cybertruck-6,400-units-q1/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">insideevs.com/news/757755/tesl</span><span class="invisible">a-cybertruck-6,400-units-q1/</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WankPanzer</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swasticar</span></a></p>
Sieva 🚴🚇🏙️🌹<p>help Dora find what doesn't belong</p><p><a href="https://social.coop/tags/SievaToursEurope" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SievaToursEurope</span></a> <a href="https://social.coop/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a></p>
⚛️ Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hellions.cloud/@dannotdaniel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>dannotdaniel</span></a></span> </p><p>Sinking Tesla lifts all canoes.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swastikar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swastikar</span></a> rotten lemon<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a> trash bin</p><p>:mastodon:</p>
⚛️ Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@carnage4life" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>carnage4life</span></a></span> </p><p>Good timing. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EliminateTesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EliminateTesla</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swastikar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swastikar</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonIsStupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonIsStupid</span></a></p><p>:mastodon:</p>
⚛️ Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@inthehands" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>inthehands</span></a></span> </p><p>Once a Swastikar, always a Swastikar. A rotten lemon at that.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swastikar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swastikar</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a></p><p>:mastodon:</p>
Gordon Kerry<p>Quality <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a> parking today in Albury.</p><p>Driven, need I say, by a little very old man who would not cope in dangerous conditions and has never taken this vehicle off road.</p>
paul<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Kierkegaanks</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a></p><p>also it is unable to make anyone come.</p>
A. Rivera<p>It sounds like satire, but it IS not. But, if you have money to burn and are a loner, an <a href="https://mas.to/tags/IncelCamino" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IncelCamino</span></a> may be for you. </p><p>&gt; Tesla Shows Off Cheaper and Slower Cybertruck That's an Even Worse Deal <a href="https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-cheaper-slower-cybertruck-worse-deal" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-ch</span><span class="invisible">eaper-slower-cybertruck-worse-deal</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Doucemobile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Doucemobile</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>swasticar</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PieceOfShit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PieceOfShit</span></a> 💩</p>
macdude22<p>Ban these dangerous pieces of shit from our streets! <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wankpanzer</span></a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/gmc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gmc</span></a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/chevy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chevy</span></a></p>
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦<p>Sell your Tesla. be <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/antifa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>antifa</span></a> AF.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TeslaTakedown</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swazticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Swazticar</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wankpanzer</span></a></p>
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