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Every time I go to a #gamedev tradeshow I get to give the Cockatoo another lanyard and honestly this is my favorite part

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Every time I go to a #gamedev tradeshow I get to give the Cockatoo another lanyard and honestly this is my favorite part

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Plastic (?) Cockatoo bust mounted to wall, used as hanger for a lot (LOT) of lanyards

Also he's got a lil paper crown

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Oh look,

SkateBIRD is a Steam Daily Deal today! https://store.steampowered.com/app/971 030/SkateBIRD/

... tho actually it's a PUBLISHER SALE! all deep discounts, everything must GO (into your Steam library)! https://store.steampowered.com/develop er/glassbottomgames/sale/glassbottomgamesmegasale

(Boost appreciated!)

#gamenews #gamingnews #gaming #indiegame #madewithunity

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Oh look,

SkateBIRD is a Steam Daily Deal today! https://store.steampowered.com/app/971 030/SkateBIRD/

... tho actually it's a PUBLISHER SALE! all deep discounts, everything must GO (into your Steam library)! https://store.steampowered.com/develop er/glassbottomgames/sale/glassbottomgamesmegasale

(Boost appreciated!)

#gamenews #gamingnews #gaming #indiegame #madewithunity

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SkateBIRD listed on Steam as a daily deal, 76% off

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<birder, panicked> THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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<birder, panicked> THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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Omg, I can make MARMALADE with these?!

MARMALADE

I'm making Meyer Lemon Marmalade. YES.

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Omg, I can make MARMALADE with these?!

MARMALADE

I'm making Meyer Lemon Marmalade. YES.

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So,

do we think Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is an open world game? (this was originally on the PSP)

What about Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes (the one right before MGS 5). Open world?

(Boosts appreciated! Wanna get a wider sense of this)

#metalgearsolid #mgs #games

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So,

do we think Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is an open world game? (this was originally on the PSP)

What about Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes (the one right before MGS 5). Open world?

(Boosts appreciated! Wanna get a wider sense of this)

#metalgearsolid #mgs #games

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Extremely pleased to not have COVID.

I'll need to do another test later this week to confirm of course, but I'm very pleased to have gotten home, opened my #GDC23 gift, and found nothing inside.

(probably helped that I masked indoors, stayed outdoors almost the entire show, and only ate indoors for a frantic 20 minute shovelling of vegetables into mouth while hanging out in the Epic VIP booth heh)

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Extremely pleased to not have COVID.

I'll need to do another test later this week to confirm of course, but I'm very pleased to have gotten home, opened my #GDC23 gift, and found nothing inside.

(probably helped that I masked indoors, stayed outdoors almost the entire show, and only ate indoors for a frantic 20 minute shovelling of vegetables into mouth while hanging out in the Epic VIP booth heh)

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<yelling at CornellLabs offices in the pouring rain> YOU CAN'T SUPPRESS THE TRUTH

I BELIEVE IN EMU

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<yelling at CornellLabs offices in the pouring rain> YOU CAN'T SUPPRESS THE TRUTH

I BELIEVE IN EMU

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Me <screaming at Merlin> DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THERE'S NO EMU IN OREGON, AND NO PEACOCKS, HE'S RIGHT THERE, THAT'S A LIFER

CornellLabs: well they're not endemic so-

Me: BUT I SEE HIMB, yeah he's in a field he's probably a pet but I DESERVE CREDIT-

CornellLabs: Whine more, bitch

Me: <sobbing in #birding>

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Me <screaming at Merlin> DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THERE'S NO EMU IN OREGON, AND NO PEACOCKS, HE'S RIGHT THERE, THAT'S A LIFER

CornellLabs: well they're not endemic so-

Me: BUT I SEE HIMB, yeah he's in a field he's probably a pet but I DESERVE CREDIT-

CornellLabs: Whine more, bitch

Me: <sobbing in #birding>

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On my way back from GDC and

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On my way back from GDC and

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Me (apparently) holding a Blue Ox's balls

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I'm proud to say I fed a totally DIFFERENT pirate pigeon today

He was less limpy and mostly ok but had missing toes and ate very many fried onions

Xalavier is here all doing BUSINESS and Z is here doing even more BUSINESS and I'm

holding court in the park, talking to friends, and feeding pigeons.

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I'm proud to say I fed a totally DIFFERENT pirate pigeon today

He was less limpy and mostly ok but had missing toes and ate very many fried onions

Xalavier is here all doing BUSINESS and Z is here doing even more BUSINESS and I'm

holding court in the park, talking to friends, and feeding pigeons.

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Every time I come to SF, I become a stereotype and order the avo on toast

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Every time I come to SF, I become a stereotype and order the avo on toast

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Just flipping through the #GDC23 speaker's deck to see who I recognize and

it's kinda wild to be in here with all these other Way Cooler People! OMG

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Just flipping through the #GDC23 speaker's deck to see who I recognize and

it's kinda wild to be in here with all these other Way Cooler People! OMG

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Images of playing cards in the GDC 2023 speaker's deck (which has 2022 speakers in it)

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UPDATE

thanks to Izzy, I know what these were. They were "free rides."

They're fucking locking people into SUVs and evangelizing Blockchain while they drive. Like the world's most awful lock in Timeshares sales dinner.

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UPDATE

thanks to Izzy, I know what these were. They were "free rides."

They're fucking locking people into SUVs and evangelizing Blockchain while they drive. Like the world's most awful lock in Timeshares sales dinner.

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also while waiting in line for my badge (which thankfully did not take very long) i saw a car with some blockchain ad shit on the side of it promising “free rides”

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Perfect metaphor for #crypto bro shit at #GDC23:

This line of SUVs is crypto ad shit, they're trying to slap "crypto for games" signage on the sides, and CAN'T GET IT TO STICK

This, while they're taking up all the space meant for the rest of us hopping taxis/Lyfts home

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Perfect metaphor for #crypto bro shit at #GDC23:

This line of SUVs is crypto ad shit, they're trying to slap "crypto for games" signage on the sides, and CAN'T GET IT TO STICK

This, while they're taking up all the space meant for the rest of us hopping taxis/Lyfts home

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Me: <meets of cool people at #GDC23 finally>

Also me: <only takes selfie with creepiest statue I've ever seen>

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Me: <meets of cool people at #GDC23 finally>

Also me: <only takes selfie with creepiest statue I've ever seen>

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Everyone at #GDC23 is descending upon the lone flowering cherry tree

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Everyone at #GDC23 is descending upon the lone flowering cherry tree

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People taking pictures of cherry tree at GDC

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This little guy kept us company.

His name is Moose! He has a girlfriend that is a stuffed raccoon, who he excitedly brought to bed with him, to energetically hump in the middle of the night.

(really he's a very good boy and was a lovely bed-sharing companion)

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This little guy kept us company.

His name is Moose! He has a girlfriend that is a stuffed raccoon, who he excitedly brought to bed with him, to energetically hump in the middle of the night.

(really he's a very good boy and was a lovely bed-sharing companion)

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Somehow managed to go from "checking into the worst hotel either of us had seen over a decade of professional travel" into "being at my friend's house and being offered pizza and weed gummies" and

well ok yes this is pretty ok now GDC has been salvaged

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Somehow managed to go from "checking into the worst hotel either of us had seen over a decade of professional travel" into "being at my friend's house and being offered pizza and weed gummies" and

well ok yes this is pretty ok now GDC has been salvaged

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Ok #indiegame types, let's talk Lock On. See poll. What's best?

You've got Zelda/Crackdown/Metroid style where you're holding (usually left trigger) and typically that also engaged a Shield Block if such a verb exists, the sort where you click right stick and stay locked on until clicked again (where any blocking is still another button), and I guess soft lock on that just- tries hard?

If you wanna toss in a clarifying reply, cool! Especially if you can suggest an EVEN BETTER method I forgot!

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Ok #indiegame types, let's talk Lock On. See poll. What's best?

You've got Zelda/Crackdown/Metroid style where you're holding (usually left trigger) and typically that also engaged a Shield Block if such a verb exists, the sort where you click right stick and stay locked on until clicked again (where any blocking is still another button), and I guess soft lock on that just- tries hard?

If you wanna toss in a clarifying reply, cool! Especially if you can suggest an EVEN BETTER method I forgot!

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Click right stick once, blocking separate

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I was trying to pin down why I don't really do theaters any more, and <staring daggers at COVID> aside, it's because the movies I went to see just don't fucking exist anymore.

We get Marvel shit, other equally bland high-end shit, and... well that's it basically. That, and a handful of fantastic A24 films.

They just don't make silly action movies or romcoms or sci-fi anymore. It's gotta be HIGH END (probably disappointing and hollow but pretty), OR, you gotta pitch it as another fuckin series.

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I was trying to pin down why I don't really do theaters any more, and <staring daggers at COVID> aside, it's because the movies I went to see just don't fucking exist anymore.

We get Marvel shit, other equally bland high-end shit, and... well that's it basically. That, and a handful of fantastic A24 films.

They just don't make silly action movies or romcoms or sci-fi anymore. It's gotta be HIGH END (probably disappointing and hollow but pretty), OR, you gotta pitch it as another fuckin series.