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@grumpygamer I Am Rich

@grumpygamer luxury

@grumpygamer The Whale Up

@grumpygamer the Whale Mail. Just a letter that sits in your inventory with a golden whale picture on it.

@grumpygamer "Fuck You Money"

@grumpygamer Dunno about specificity of name, but in its description, I think I'd imply it was a limited edition collectable that came in 5 different flavours, and have some nonsense stat with a "1/5" modifier (would be important to have whoever's selling it to openly say it's a moneygrab, and for there never to be more than one in the game)

@grumpygamer "straight"

@grumpygamer a lordship in the real world, a flawedship otherwise

@grumpygamer Capitalism

@grumpygamer nft?

@grumpygamer A Platinum Herring?

@grumpygamer “the millionaire”

@grumpygamer The Whale

@grumpygamer Donation to the Democratic Party.

@grumpygamer I'd call it "Hestu's Amulet" in reference of that Zelda game that rewarded you with a literal golden piece of sh€& called "Hestu's Gift" after the player collected 900 seeds, which was completely useless, making it the icing of the cake of tediousness and unrewardfulness, if that's even a word , as if mocking the player to have spent that much time hoping for a reward.

@grumpygamer Positional good.

@grumpygamer "Status Symbol"

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Gold fish (a la red herring)

@grumpygamer bragging rights

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@grumpygamer is “Twitter” too on the nose? “Bird nest”?

@grumpygamer Bitcoin

@grumpygamer NFT

@grumpygamer Wisdom of Midas

@grumpygamer The Gold-Plated <Whatever> if it a a useless
Item like a weapon or whatever.

“Chocolate Teapot” has a good ring to it as well. Uncommon British slang I think.

@grumpygamer Infallible

@grumpygamer Macrotransaction

@grumpygamer invisible cloak

@grumpygamer Hand Full of Fresh Air

@grumpygamer Congratulations I Won the Game Economy

@grumpygamer A German word would be "Fehlkauf", a purchase that turns out bad. Other ideas:
"Mocking Void"
"Luxurious Lack-Thereof"
"Lackluster Royale"
"The Millionaire Experience"
"Idiot Box (best value)"

@grumpygamer Morte or obviously Murray.

@grumpygamer Fool's Gold

@grumpygamer Horse Armor in Return to Monkey Island.

@grumpygamer is "Blue tick" too triggering?

@grumpygamer wax yak lips