If Joseph Campbell had played videogames, the Journey would have been
- Call to tutorial
- Refusal of the default video settings
- Climb things
- Ordeal of the boss
- Wake up in the sewers
- Gain double jump
- Climb things again
- Kill something three times
- Credits
- Scrimp for achievements
@zarfeblong You forgot the "hot NPC in inappropriate clothes gives you a sidequest"!
@zarfeblong "Hmm, this Hero's Cycle has a lot of side cycles coming off it. WTF is a nirnroot?"
@zarfeblong After the sewers,
- do nothing but sidequests and minigames
- studiously avoid anything like the main quest
@zarfeblong - First Encounter with a Crate