strcmp() ought to take an extra parameter: an authorization token digitally signed by two senior members of the team, granting permission for that single specific file and line of code. Every new use of strcmp() requires its own formal review process or trial by ordeal.

Trial by downvote, wasn't there an episode of about this?

"Depp appears to be the internet's favorite to win, with the hashtag \JusticeForJohnnyDepp receiving 12 billion views on TikTok, while \JusticeForAmberHeard has just 44 million views."

"This next meeting is very boring. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain tedium, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3... 2... 1..."

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Stop. Relying. On. Robots. To. Run. Our. Lives. They are too stupid.

Machine "Learning" is a mindless process for feeding our own biases back at us. It needs handholding to identify a picture of a truck. How can it make judgments about a person?

Amused that Cold Cave appears to be trying to hypnotize the audience like Burgess Meredith’s Penguin with his spiral umbrella.

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The ones in fishnets and mesh tops were clearly thinking ahead.

Also parasols, because of course parasols.

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I’m a goth-heavy music festival and there’s a lot of black-clad people melting in the sun right now. 🫠

My friends got me into a game that's like Wordle but for geography. Gonna post today's into the timeline because I suspect many people got it in one today.

#111 1/6 (100%)

To be clear, I don’t know if any of these are new this month. I just noticed them while I was reading through the whole thing.

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Noticed in Twitter's new privacy policy
- they record your phone's battery level
- they retain information longer than they say they do
- if you've two accounts w/ different emails & phone #, they still know it's the same person
- if bought, all your info available to new owner.

Does anyone have a link to a clear, concise description of Kaizen? I know the premise from a textbook, but the pages Google gives me are either badly written, verbose, cluttered, clickbait sales pitches, or just trash.

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