Re: an art/writing site I am a part of getting all of its works illegally scraped for AI datasets by a baby-man AI-bro.
You know you love your character when you do them dirty like this and genuinely feel bad about it. Canonically, he's a good artist and in reality, I can draw decent hands from imagination.
(Now I must retire to my art cave to hibernate for another 3-8 months before awakening to conjure another single drawing.)
BREAKING NEWS: "Scientists have found trillions of molecules of Hydrogen Dioxide in our rivers, under the influence of the Earth's gravitational field, moving at a rapid rate towards any Ocean they can find, and violently colliding with each other and the river bed, billions and billions of times every second, in what they are now calling Bernoulli Turbulent Flow.
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By beauty I am not a star.
There are others more handsome by far.
My face I don't mind it.
because I'm behind it.
It's the people in front that I jar.
I was born with anosmia (lack of sense of smell, yes, really). I mostly don't notice. However, I have to be careful when I write anything descriptive. Since I don't know what things smell like firsthand, I have to have someone review my work so I don't say something like "the meaty scent of fresh flowers wafted into the room".
That's right, I use a smell checker.
A witty truck driver named Tex
Was arrested, and likely suspects,
'twas the sign on his door
that caused the uproar
It read simply 'Oedipus Wrecks'
A centipede from Syracuse
Played 2nd base for the Backyard Blues.
He was two hours late
Reporting to the plate
After tying all of his shoes.
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There once was a lady from Spain
Who was sick as she rode on a train.
Not once, but again--
and again and again--
and again and again and again.
There once was a man named Clegm
Who had a great deal of phlegm.
Ahegm, ahegm,
Ahegm, ahegm,
Ahegm, ahegm, ahegm.
A corpulent maiden named Kroll
Had a notion exceedingly droll
At a masquerade ball
Dressed in nothing at all
She backed in as a Parker House roll.
A hotrod racer named Jake
Undertook to overtake a Studebake;
But a truck on a curve,
Alas, did not swerve,
Now Jake1s overtook by the undertake.
A sweet-toothed man from DeBreeth
Was sweet-toothed without any teeth.
He said, in my eye,
'Looketh good, that there pie.
Now, could I jutht have one thmall peeth?'
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner can1t can a can, can he?
