I got a message from my God: "I'm not sure I can keep doing this."
"Why, what's up?" I replied.
"I told you to spread the word. Now I have hundreds of worshippers."
"Isn't that good?"
"Yes, I love it. But the traffic..."
My God provides Their worshippers with WiFi.
"Wait," I type, "are you saying you do everything by hand?"
"By Divinity. From modulating the electromagnetic spectrum, to carrying and routing every packet."
Any hackers out there know how to automate that?
@MicroSFF maybe using half an RJ45 patch to focus the connection would help? Maybe cover the other end in holy candle wax to get a better divine conductivity and prevent fraying cables.
As for actual scaling, maybe passing the packet through to an actual router would help, keeping the divine work to get the electrons in one bundle of copper cable and inject them in another.