None of these tech bros fuckos have the class and style of Hans Gruber, the fucking state of Modern Supervillainy....
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I also posted this last year.... the worlds worst gif.
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Now for the money shot, the thing you've been waiting for over the last 3.5 weeks.
It's Christmas day... Yippy Ki Yay motherfuckers!!!
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It's the last day... tomorrow he hits the ground....
Day 24
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It's day 22 and Hans just asked for some choc chip shortbread.
He was told to yippie ki yay muthafucker
I must also apologise... I appear to have forgotten to post one yesterday.
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Hans is getting bored... he's now down to 4 bottles of beer on the wall.
He longs for the sweet, sweet, smell of pavement pizza.
Day 20
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Dog walked, dog fed, coffee in my hand, Hans falls another floor to his doom.
Day 19 is going well.
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Day 18 of watching Hans fall, he can no longer see his house from here.
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Day 17 of the demise of Hans
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It's day 16, Hans falls a little further... I'm completely out of ideas for jokes.
But to be fair... I don't think anything can ever top day 12.
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On the 15th day of xmas my true Hans sent to me, 15 lousy jokes.
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As he passed the 14th floor, Hans wished he'd remembered to make up a batch of Felix Felicis potion.
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As he falls past the halfway mark on day 13 , Mclaine thought he heard Hans shout 'By Grabthars hammer, by the sons of warvan, you shall be avenged'
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You know the song, sing it with me... because it's day 12.
Ohhhh, We're halfway there
Ohhhh-OH Gruber in the air.
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On day 11 of Hans falling to his demise... he couldn't be bothered to try and think of a lame joke or pun to amuse those gleefully watching him plummet to his doom.
He does however have a brilliant one for tomorrow.
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On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...
10 Grubers falling
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Day 9 of the demise of Hans Gruber, today he Truly, Madly, Deeply regrets he won't be able to open his Xmas presents. He was hoping that his brother had got him a train set.
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Day 8 of Hans falling to his doom
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