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Jabba the Gut
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Tangerine Tyrant
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Morning, all
What’ll happen if Two Dolls Donny orders more of his Bibles from China?
Will they face his 145% tariffs?
Last time, Trump paid < $3.00 a copy; if the Chinese charge him $3.00 for the next, that'd incur a tariff charge of $4.35. Total cost per Bible: $7.35.
At the special retail rate for Magullibles of $60.00 a Bible, Trump could easily swallow the cost hike rather than pass it on to his Magats.
And pigs might fly...
#GrifterInChief #POTUS45
#GOP #MAGA
https://archive.ph/20241010042153/https://apnews.com/article/trump-god-bless-usa-bible-china-32a80611605d4052d8238064bbcace4c
Don't worry, folks...
As Two Dolls Donny didn't actually lay his hand on the Bible when swearing the Presidential Oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution on 20th January (he had his left hand behind his back, with his fingers crossed) that oath doesn't count and he's free to become the Dictator he promised he'd be.
#USC #POTUS45 #POTUS404
#Trump #Krasnov #AgentOrange
#PutinsPoodle
#DonTheCon
#PuttingTheConInConstitution
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-asked-uphold-constitution-says-dont-know-rcna204580
Criminal in Chief
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Mango Unchained
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Draft Dodgin' Don
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Abominable Showman
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Rumpelthinskin
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Meanwhile, according to US AG Pam Bondi, Donald Trump has saved 250 million American lives in his first 100 days in the Oval Office.
Three-quarters of the US population are alive today thanks to actions taken since January 20th by the new administration of President Donny Two-Dolls (h/t: Lawrence O’Donnell)?
Thank the ghods Pam’s not in charge at the US Census Bureau or US Treasury.
#TrumpCabinet #TrumpToadies #Trump
#Trump #POTUS45 #Krasnov
#AgentOrange #PutinsPoodle
https://youtu.be/pLwbO8Ix9Gc?si=zA867wS4y9-UnqkI
Morning, all,
Donald Trump has the US Constitution framed on his Oval Office wall, like other dudes have the stuffed heads of elephants they’ve shot as den wall trophies.
But why has he mounted two natty mini-curtains around the frame? Does Don The Constitution-Denier have a lackey close the curtains over the #USC before he signs one of his many Executive Orders that have breached that Constitution?
#Trump
#POTUS45 #POTUS404
#Krasnov #AgentOrange #PutinsPoodle
https://youtu.be/g_LyYN-5YLk?si=g71QAthwtvEmciLA
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Donorrhea
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Winnie the Coup
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Pumpkin Pinochet
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Jabba the Gut
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