What I got done last week:
“I worked on improving the primary winding mechanism in our public-facing Planar-Rasterized Effluence delivery system. Instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it can now be produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctances and capacitive Diractances. If my effort proves successful, then by specifying the Lotus-O-Delta variant of the Marzel vanes, I would improve the efficiency of the deplanarized mode of our vital trunion subsystems by 23%, saving the taxpayer significant money in the long run.”