PROTIP: if you change your family name to (lower case) "et al." you can claim credit for like a bazillion papers
granted never in the coveted first or second spots but hey, quantity
@rygorous John Ibid.
@rygorous And yet you will never see the absolute freedom of the "');drop table accounts; --" family.
@maltzen must be a typo somewhere. can't find any record of them
@rygorous here lies Etward Albert Period