Unfortunately they survived.

#FloridaMan is saying average Americans should be happy with less. He's not asking rich people to bear any similar burden. Why not forego the tax cuts for the wealthy and send out some checks again to help us bear those tariff costs instead? You know, just until we transition to the better economy you're creating. #uspol

NPS: Man gored by bison in Yellowstone

"....MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, WY – On May 4, 2025, a 47-year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park...."

https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/25002.htm

Marco Rubio nennt Deutschlands Abwehr von Rechtsextremismus „Tyrannei“ – aus dem Lager, das Trump zur Rettung der westlichen Welt erklärt hat. Wer Demokratie so versteht wie Florida Wahlrecht, Grundrechte wie Waffenbesitz und Verfassung wie Fox News – der sollte sich nicht erheben, sondern mal still zuhören.

"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably

"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy

#Medicaid #elections #florida #FloridaMan

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html

It has been __0__ days since a #Republican was outed as a sex offender.

#maga #florida #FloridaMan

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/

#FloridaMan ataca novamente

https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml

Heard through a friend:

`Kid Rock is Michigan's own "FloridaMan"`

"Orlando police officer tracks down, returns lost stuffed animal to 6-year-old girl at airport"
A rare #FloridaMan post that doesn't suck donkey balls.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K

#FloridaMan being Florida Man. The bacteria was so rare it took doctors 2 years to figure it out.

> Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/

Girl how much time you got?

#FloridaMan #WeirdNews
https://gizmodo.com/a-florida-mans-meat-cheese-and-butter-diet-caused-his-hands-to-seep-out-cholesterol-2000554027?ref=thefuturist

Heinolalainen kaipunginvaltuutettu vai #FloridaMan.

"Perussuomalaisten kaupunginvaltuutettu #HarriSalonen halusi aloitteellaan poistaa lukion #oppikirja sta aukeaman, jossa kerrotaan Suomen eduskuntapuolueista."

#Salonen #Heinola #persut #äärioikeisto #lukio #kirja #kirjat #kirjamastodon #kirjamasto #sensuuri #yhteiskuntaoppi #politiikka

https://yle.fi/a/74-20136673

#floridaman considers new #florida job to make Florida even more Florida. #FloridaPolitics https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/08/us/politics/matt-gaetz-florida-governor.html?unlocked_article_code=1.oU4.Wxn9.YMWM0oiCjC7h&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

I can smell something burning in my house. Which is when I realized the heater kicked on for the first time in a year or more.